The “short-beer”, as it is known to some, is like a vanilla milkshake in your mouth. The combination of “Licor 43″ (Cuarenta Y Tres), a spanish liqueur flavored with vanilla and various aromatic herbs, and a splash of heavy cream is as much a delight to savor in your mouth as it is to adore visually.
The name short-beer obviously refers to the similiarity of a frothy mug of suds waiting to be guzzled by the burley, hardworking, man’s man. (Not any of us by the way)
There isn’t much to the “shot.” 1 oz. of “43″ and approximately 1 tablespoon of heavy cream. Pours easy and consumed quite easily. A yummy taste of vanilla heaven. A sure way to intoxicate your female of choice at the local and non local pub. A few of these ”McShots” and she’s sure to be making you breakfast the next morning. And when I say this I’m referring to the fact that getting laid is quite possible if you play your cards right. Now…I just want to clarify “playing your cards right.” C’mon fellas! You gotta treat these women with the uttermost respect. That is how you get your pickle tickled. A gentleman is always sought after. So, lets review. 4-5 short-beers, gentle, urbane behavior, and of course…MONEY TO PAY FOR THE DRINKS!!! That, my friends, is the key.
I encourage all of you to sample this delicious shot of vanilla goodness. But remember…drink your beer and eat you steaks! So long, suckers!
First off, did you take that picture in 1972? The quality sucks. Secondly, what Dave neglected to tell everyone is that usually he ends up drinking 4-5 of these short beers at night, “tickling his own pickle”, then waking up and making himself breakfast. But if you happen to see Dave down at the Jersey Shore, now you know a great way to get breakfast from him.
After much deliberation, Greg tried to prove to me that a golf ball could be sucked through a garden hose. Let’s just say I owe him $50.00.
Good Job, Greg!
Great Review David.
One would think you use this technique to actually get laid. But I think it was Bujer who gave you the recipe… I think Bujer’s getting some. Stop stealing everyones ideas! Next thing I know you’ll be posting my dinner recipes!!!
Love,
Denyele : )
P.S. You are the best lay ever!!! I Love you, David! You are sooooo hot!!!!!! You make me want you with no short-beers. I would love to lay at the foot of your bed, rub your feet, and feed your grapes all day! You are the best! Marry me!!!!!!
I did not write that. I repeat. I DID NOT WRITE THAT.
You wish to all of the above statements.
have you seen those feet?! Yabba dabba doooo!!!!
And yes, Daves grapes must be fed!!!